Onion Monsters by S.W. Black Copyright © 2017 S.W. Black. Some Rights Reserved. Creative Commons Attribution License.
I sometimes sing of onions, true. But not what they do when they doo-doo. I don't sing of onion waste. Particularly the inhalants.
I don't sing of onion waste not even the air that we breathe! I don't sing of onion waste! No onion waste for me!
I only sing of onions to eat. Yummy onions! Sometimes nice and sweet. I like to eat my onions, true. Sometimes raw and sometimes in a stew!
Onions for me, and onions for you! I want all the onions. It's true! Onions for me and onions for you. And maybe add a little garlic!
Add a little garlic to this onion stew that's what it needs to be improved. Add some garlic to this onion stew and that's what this onion stew needs!
Have you thought of onion stew? Perhaps an onion turned to goo? Have you thought of onion stew to serve lovely onions!
Onion stew for onions, it's true They are kind of cannibals, it's true. Onion stew for onions, it's true. It's a little bit grotesque!
But that's what I do, you know. I'm trying to create some onion monsters! My onion monsters! I'm trying to perfect those lovely monsters!
Onion monsters crawling on the ground. Onion monsters smashing up your crown. Onion monsters smashing up your stew and killing all of the onions 'till they're through.
Onion! Those Onion Monsters! Onion! Those Onion Monsters!
Have you thought of making a monster, perhaps a cannibal? Have you thought of making a monster and feeding it lovely stew?
This onion stew is lovely! It smells really, really, really nice. This onion stew is lovely! I think I said that once or twice.
Onion monsters smashing through the ground. Onion monsters living all out loud. Onion monsters saying hip-hooray. They're going to win, sometime today!
Monsters! Those Onion Monsters!
How do you like your onion monsters? Do you like it when they do a dance? Onion monsters dancing all about! And singing while they're smashing up your pants!
Onion! Those Onion Monsters!
How do you like your onions? Gigantic and bulbous and smashing all around? How do you like your onions? Singing and dancing and rolling all about?
Onion monsters, yes, it's true. These onions are here for me and you! Onion monsters dancing all about! They're going to scream and smash all now!
Onion! Those Onion Monsters!
Perhaps I should not have made these monsters quite so successfully from those onions. I thought they would be really, really good when deep fried. But now these monsters are smashing all us up. We are going to be sliced and fried. And they're going to have some bloomin', bloomin' people that they can eat all night long!
Onion! Those Onion Monsters!
How do you like eating your onions in the dark? Hiding from monsters that would eat you instead?
Those onion monsters they are all about. I've seen them break open lots of bread. And sometimes I've seen them break open heads. Sometimes I've seen them making onion soup.
Those onion monsters making onion soup. Those onion monsters! When will they be through? Those onion monsters ruling all the town! Those onion monsters! They're making me a clown!
Onion monsters! When will they be done! Onion monsters! I think they are carmelized! Those onion monsters! They almost are all done. Our carmelizing process has already begun. Those onion monsters, they'll soon all be done. Onion monsters! And then we will eat them!
Yum yum! Yum yum! Onion monsters!