Grandparents

2017-02-25 @ 08:58pm tags: ss25h superskirmish25h skirmishss

More processed-vocal experiments.

That's not a kazoo, it's the phrase "grandparents, grandparents, grandparents" with some distortion and EQ.

Music

Download:

- (mp3) Grandparents

Audio file with ID3 version 2.4.0, 128 kbps, 44.1 kHz, JntStereo

Title: Grandparents

Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration: 02:25

Album: Not Crapcapella

Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Date: 2017

Lyrics

Grandparents can be cool,

but not everybody has them.

My kids have some, yes, it's true.

But they don't have others.

Grandparents can be quite nice

they can be very friendly, too.

But some grandparents are just mean.

They'll pinch you just for picking up shoes.

They'll pinch you for being real nice.

They'll pinch you for singing a song.

They'll pinch you for dancing in the store

and they will try to hide, it, too,

pretending that you pinched yourself.

Some grandparents are nice grandparents

and some grandparents are rotten, too.

Some grandparents helped install dictators, and

some grandparents would be dictators, too.

Fortunately only a few of them

have the opportunity.

Fortunately only a few of them get there.

Some grandparents are horrible dictators,

but I really hope your grandparents can bear

having a grandchild as awesome as you.

That's what grandparents often have to do.

They have to somehow manage

Awesome grandkids, way too awesome.

Way too awesome.

So what can you do when you a grandparent,

real or adopted?

Because some people need to adopt grandparents,

because they don't have any of their own.

So, if you have the chance to become

a grandparent somehow,

you should try to be a decent person,

and really not destroy the economy.

Download:

- (lyrics.txt) Grandparents (lyrics)

ASCII text

Found on: Not Crapcapella

Keywords:

- politics

- family

- legacy

- elders

- grandparents

Category: Experimental Music

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