Stuffed Cannibal

2017-02-19 @ 04:56am tags: skirmish superskirmish ss18h skirmishss18h stuffed-cannibal

I think this one sort of all came together -- and in time, too?

Music

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Audio file with ID3 version 2.4.0, 128 kbps, 44.1 kHz, JntStereo

Title: Stuffed Cannibal

Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration: 03:43

Album: Not Crapcapella

Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Date: 2017

Lyrics

I was at the circus

and I thought I'd do something sweet for my honey.

I was at the circus

so I bought her

I bought her a stuffed cannibal.

She screamed! She screamed!

Apparently she did not like it.

She screamed! She screamed!

She found it quite offensive.

I did not know why she screamed.

I thought it was a cute thing.

A scorpion, sure with its sting,

but it was just stuffed.

It was a stuffed, quite stuffed cannibal.

As scorpions, as they grow,

mostly just eat scorpions.

Scorpions as they grow,

mostly just eat scorpions.

We were at the circus

and I thought I'd do something sweet for my honey.

We were at the circus

so I bought her

I bought her a stuffed cannibal.

She screamed! She screamed!

Apparently she did not like it.

She screamed! She screamed!

She found it quite offensive.

I thought it was a cute little thing

I thought it was a cute praying mantis.

I thought it was a cute little thing

and only half of them are cannibals.

But, did you know that if it's a lady

I bought her a stuffed cannibal.

I bought her a stuffed cannibal!

They praying mantis ladies

apparently think the male is yummy.

Apparently the praying mantis ladies

just gobble, and gobble, and gobble the man all up.

But what can I do? I was trying to be sweet.

So I took her to a prison.

Not a real working prison.

I took her to a prison

that had become kind of a theme park.

We went to the gift shop

and I thought about buying her

a stuffed cannibal.

But I didn't, so we're still together.

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Found on: Not Crapcapella

Category: Experimental Music

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