A Crappity Crap-crap Song

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Title: A Crappity Crap-crap Song

Dedication: for D.B

Tune Of: Lo, How a Rose E’er Blooming

Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration: 02:43

Album: Christmas 2016

Composer: Arranged by Michael Praetorius (1571–1621)

Lyricist: S.W. Black

Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Date: 2016

I want to sing a song that might be about a big old crap.

I think this song might be about my biggest ever crap.

I had a real big crap.

I think you might not believe the size of my bigest crap.

I think you might not believe that my crap it was so huge.

I thought it might be bigger than my mom's Labrador Hugh.

My big old crap it was huge.

I think it was so huge that I might never poop again.

And, now I don't know how that corn it stayed so well within.

I thought I once heard that corn, you digest it, just leaving skin.

I think that my poop, it had skin.

Truly, why does that corn skin feel so wrong to have within?

Perhaps because I stopped eating corn when I was only ten.

I decided corn was no good so I just gave it up.

But why was it still within?

Perhaps that corn was a time trav'ling little piece of crap.

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