Christmas Fish

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🎼 sheet music by S.W. Black from Santa-related Carols

Title: Christmas Fish

Tune Of: A Cradle-Song of the Blessed Virgin

Songbook: Santa-related Carols

Composer: Joseph Barnby (1838–1896)

Lyricist: S.W. Black

Date: 2015 S.W.Black

Lyrics

They say the Christmas Fish

He wanted to eat a dish

He wanted it to be a Christmas feast

with Santa Claus and the other fishees.

He really wanted to eat with Prancer, too.

They say the Christmas Fish

He had a big Christmas wish

He wanted to play reindeer games with

Prancer and wallow in some filth.

But he was just a fish so he could not play.

And that little fish, he thought

that he could make them talk

He wanted to play a game

that involved speaking some silly names.

But he had to resort to Rory's Story Cubes.

And that Christmas fish he had

scales red and green, they weren't bad.

The bad guys always saw him coming

But that always sent them running.

He always loved to poop on the bad guys' heads.

They say the Christmas fish

he is Santa's favorite fish

He likes to swim around his tank

and to go out dancing on oyster banks.

You really see it when he does the mambo.

You really shouldn't tease

a nice fish with powers to freeze.

He has used them to fight sharks

and to save dolphins from harsh remarks.

He has also saved Santa from silly Martians.

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🎼 sheet music by S.W. Black from Santa-related Carols

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Category: Alternate Lyrics to Traditional Carols

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