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Dr. Wagner Jr. vs. LA Park (Todo x El Todo - 05/11/2013)

Words are pretty damn stupid, y'know? I would know. Years of speaking and writing the language and I still don't understand a damn thing, you'd think I'd know about grammar and putting thoughts down for writing this review.

I've got a lot to say, but it just don't come out like that! With this match, it ain't supposed to come out like that!

Because Park vs. Wagner Jr. just isn't a match, it's just watching hell come to earth in the form of a lucha brawl. It's spiritually correct to say that, because this match is just a bunch of vulgarities come to life.

Man, you just gotta watch it to witness it.

I can't write about it, it ain't right. You just gotta witness Park getting a bottle broken on his head and getting sliced like he's in prison.

I'd say that the catharsis of the RUSH match is better, but this is still great nonetheless.

***, i'm da bleedah baby