A few of my favourite protocol jokes, part 2.
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If you want to hear my ICMP joke, ping me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ethernet LAN with CSMA/CD.
Ethernet LAN with CSMA/CD who?
I'll tell you at a random point in the future.
I had a bunch of HTTP 301 jokes but I've not been able to find them for a long time.
There's a funny story about RFC1918, but it's a bit of an insider joke.
The hardest kind of joke to tell is an NTP joke – it's all about timing.
Want to hear a SYN flood joke?
Want to hear a SYN flood joke?
Want to hear a SYN flood joke?
Okay, FIN. I couldn't come up with a good DNS joke though, so whois going to give us one?
1 year ago · 👍 ruby_witch, jsreed5, gyaradong, schrockwell, totroptof, lykso, arubes, prk, ew0k, ivanodin
Pull my Finger! · 1 year ago
I would tell you a UDP joke but I’m not sure you’d get it · 1 year ago
If you can't come up with a good DNS joke yourself, maybe you should look one up! :) · 1 year ago