i don't know much about your local laws, but could it be self defence when someone puts your handcrafted japanese dishes in a dishwasher and for that reason you behead'em with a flaming sword?
7 months ago · 👍 cobradile94
I interpreted this as an accident at first. “Not again! That’s the third head this month!” 😆 · 7 months ago
yes, it has to be a flaming sword, cos for i am a monodominator lord inquisitor of the holy ordo haereticus of terra and the immortal god emperor, the lore says heretics have to be killed with flaming swords. that will every judge understand.. or not? Oo · 7 months ago
may i introduce you to the beautiful world of “stand your ground” laws? imagine a higher, more dangerous form of justice.
your specific case, however, still leaves an impression of disproportionality :) does it really have to be a flaming sword? wouldn’t a regular do? a judge will ask you these questions! · 7 months ago
It will probably help you cope with stress, but my mom told me I should not do this to organic lifeforms too often 😅 · 7 months ago