By The Cryptid Factor
Published March 31, 2025 6:00pm
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Please be take note of the following warnings before proceeding into this issue.
TRIPPING HAZARD! Legendary 'Kappa' Hunter's flustered loosey-goosey balls are rolling around freely in the streets of Japan.
BEWARE of Schreibers Animal Husbandry! In light of animals now being able to talk to humans, please refrain from placing any hands on Dan's new LITERAL chick.
And REMINDER to check your call sheet number on todays episode of the Darby Truman Show (proudly brought to you by Name Brand cereal).
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