By Larry Bleidner
Published May 02, 2017 1:59am
Spot and destroy the vampires bleeding YOU • Larry watches a friend lose his car, guns and mind to a psychic vampire • Listen as a psychic vampire claims a victim • How a baby saved Larry from a psychic vampire • Can you kill a vampire with a shotgun? • What's an equipment whore? • Larry meets a guy with more hobbies than brains  • How a trophy wrecked a man • Why alma mater pride says, "I'm a failure."