By Larry Bleidner
Published June 27, 2017 12:34am
What is a Death Bomb? • How powerful is one? • What scared Tony Spumonte? • Who is Bleeding Jesus Freddy? •How did he get that name?  • Why all inflatable gorillas should be stabbed  • Which sucks more: Sale-a-thons or Sale-a-brations? • The evil fireworks ring you should love and support  • What's inside Larry's bag of tortilla chips, and why did it make his kid puke? • Which is the greatest patriotic song and who recorded it? • Will America exist in 1,000 years? • If not, who will have destroyed it? • What's wrong with San Francisco? • All this and more!!!