By Larry Bleidner
Published August 15, 2017 2:39am
Interview with Kim Jung Un's personal hooker • The EXACT date of WW III revealed • Why Kim Jong Un is the HERO WE NEED • What's in Kim Jong Un's cargo container-sized toy chest? • The "special place" where Kim likes to be touched • Why Dennis Rodman is our only hope • Who was Larry's personal boogeyman? • Why you should embrace the apocalypse • How Kim compares to other boogeymen • Is Kim a cross dresser and what does he wear? • Why Justin Bieber is safe from Kim's nukes • Why WW III should be called The Big Reset. All this and more... if we're still alive!