By Larry Bleidner
Published November 21, 2017 2:32am
Charles Manson's Thanksgiving tips • How Thanksgiving can kill you •  Coming soon: the Amazon Thanksgiving Day Parade • Death Football: the only kind Larry will watch • Why is Thanksgiving dinner 30 minutes shorter this year? • Live leaked recording of a Thanksgiving stabbing • How to protect yourself from a crappy Thanksgiving • Larry's can't miss side-dishes • All this and MORE in this MUST LISTEN HOLIDAY CLASSIC!