By Larry Bleidner
Published March 27, 2019 5:58am
Where are the space aliens hiding among us? â–² What do they look like? Answer: Like UPS men with Pit Bull dog heads â–² Do they eat beef jerky?â–² Why do they love doing anal probes? â–² How to prevent an anal probe â–² Why do aliens depict Santa as half-dressed and drunk? â–² Why do they depict Jesus standing on baby heads? â–² What are Atonemints, and do they really freshen breath as they remove sin? â–² Did Dorothy have sex with the Scarecrow?â–² Which soda flavor tastes better, Martian Poop or Alien Snot?