By Headgum
Published February 26, 2021 2:00am
Comedian and podcaster Beth Stelling ordered some sandwiches...like...an hour ago. They're still not here yet but she's going to go ahead and get started telling Caleb and Shelby her plans for her Golden Record: people falling over and hurting themselves but like not reaaaally hurting themselves, her niece meeting a woodland creature, Ted Danson absolutely nailing it on—oh shit, someone's knocking, brb
Beth's ArtifactsFalling compilations (audio-visual)Niece meeting a bunny for the first time (audio-visual)Mr. Mayor (audio-visual)Photo of Beth and her mom in Hawaii after her mom retired from teaching (im...