Plumbing the Death Star

By Sanspants Radio

What If The Lizard from Amazing Spider-Man One's Plan Succeeded and He Turned Everyone in New York into Lizards?

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Published March 05, 2023 7:00am

Hot blood bad, be lizard! Want rock? Want warm rock? Warm rock good! Lizard thoughts best thoughts. Better than horse thoughts. Human bad. Smooth and disgusting. Be lizard, it easy. Want fly, want warm, I remember my life as a man with all the beauty and heartache that goes with understanding this world but now Iā€™m stuck in this lizard body with no way of expressing the feelings of dread and longing that makes up my existence, go to rock, close to warm. It good. Warm good. Have lizard wife. She good. Love is good. Lizard is good....

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