My tweets

Thu, 13:12[1]: Turkey in the oven. Sides prepped, sorted and assigned to pots and pans awaiting cooking.
Thu, 15:25[2]: I'm at Walmart Supercenter (805 U.S. 27, Ladish Rd., Cynthiana) http://t.co/r11ESrlA[3]
Thu, 15:53[4]: I'm at Home http://t.co/aRfX9wzP[5]
Thu, 20:29[6]: Having walmart in the scanner reveals interesting things sometimes--like there's 6 in line for xbox already, and they only have 29 in stock
Thu, 21:11[7]: @tababy012204[8] is it a madhouse yet?
Thu, 21:31[9]: @tababy012204[10] all I'm hearing seems to be complaints of messes being made and needing more staff...
Thu, 21:41[11]: @tababy012204[12] well, the way these different managers are talking on the radio... doesn't sound calm.
Fri, 01:52[13]: For Sam Walton so hated man, he raped God of his son; changing Christmas from a celebration of saving man to a celebration of saving money.
Fri, 01:58[14]: Sheep, the lot of you who have spent the hours shopping on what had been this day of thanks that led into our season of worship.