< As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly.
I'm doing alright!
I do feel the need to mention that turkeys, like chickens, can indeed fly short distances. They aren't going to soar across the skies, but they can fly a little bit.
Next drink is on me though? Have you joined us in the Matrix room yet?
Lol yes, but there there is an episode of WKRP where the radio station has a thanksgiving promotion in which they drop live turkeys from a helicopter on a busy shopping center. You never actually see this happen but one of the radio's news reporters gives a hilarious live commentary similar to the Hindenburg disaster. Google "WKRP Turkey Drop".