I've always had some hearing trouble, mainly around the area of my brain converting sound into meaning. I hear rhythm, I hear melody, I dig it. Throw lyrics into the mix and, well, ... So https://kissthisguy.com has always been good for a laugh. I'm not the only one who hears:
Blinded by the light,
Rev'ed up like a douche, another roamer in the night!
But my favorite mishear of all time is from Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall, Part II. There's a guy yelling: "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!" I can clearly hear that on headphones now. But when I was a teenager who didn't have a decent pair of headphones and always listened on speakers, I swore that what he was saying was:
How can you have any pussy if you don't beat your meat!
I haven't checked kissthisguy.com for that misheard lyric, but anecdotally, at least one friend has heard the same thing I have.