< misplaced lilypads, a dog of cowardice, a dog of kindness
Sometimes dogs don't react to fear, but to the roar of a motorcycle as it rushes by. I used to think they only liked to chase the bikes while barking. Until one time when a tiny little dog did just that, and a child who was nearby yelled "don't worry he doesn't bite!", after which the dog actually bit my leg!
Now I do take precaution to lift my legs and drive faster, while my wife at the back seat yells at them, as if barking back to them.
~bartender I could use some more coffe! And some naproxen and, omeprazol.
It's a dog bite leg world, alright....