"armed and sleepy"? That does not sound like a healthy combination. Better watch out that Smudge isn't scaring you, or Twiddles, $goddess forbid.
~bartender? A lemonade, please! Thanks so much.
it was chosen as a random-but-memorable username but it's grown on me since. i certainly don't plan on being both at once!
Just plain lemonade? No alcohol? Come on ._.