2015-10-22 10:51:22
Oct 21st 2015, 15:48 by B.R.
SLEEPING and airports; it is a fraught relationship. In few places does a visit to the land of nod seem more appealing. Is there any state more catatonic than being air-side when your flight has been delayed for eight hours until gone midnight? Or when you have a lengthy layover halfway through a mammoth journey? There are only so many times you can stroll around the shops vacantly staring at leather belts; there are only so many Bloody Marys you can sup by yourself at the bar. Yet, few places are less conducive to getting some shut-eye. First there is the noisy stream of people. Then there are the ear-splitting tannoy announcements. But more than these, there is the rock-hard seating with razor-sharp armrests, whose only purpose is to stop you sprawling out and escaping the horror. In some countries sleep deprivation is a method of torture. At JFK it is civil engineering.
It has always been a mystery why airports seem so keen to stop you dozing off. (A few take things to extremes: Reykjavik even puts up signs explicitly forbidding flyers from attempting some shut-eye.) Perhaps they worry that the moment people stop moving they also stop buying duty-free. Maybe they think that a sprawling, snoring passenger will be a nuisance to those around him. They may just have never considered tired passengers needs. But Gulliver suspects that, like many in the commercial aviation business, they are merely sadists.
I was grateful, therefore, to be pointed in the direction of The Guide to Sleeping in Airports . The website has just released its 2015 ranking of the best airports around the world in which to get some sleep. The bar for inclusion is pretty low: Features likely to help boost an airport's sleep-ability factor include things like designated rest zones, comfortable couches, courtesy blankets and quiet corners in the post-security section. That, and staff sympathetic to the sleeper's cause. That doesn t seem too much to ask, does it? Yet remarkably few make the grade.
Singapore Changi International comes out top. The website cites Singapore's free lounge chairs, low-lit relaxation zones, armrest-free seating at the gates, free massage chairs and easy chairs. Gulliver can t quibble. It is, undoubtedly, one of the most pleasant airports that I have passed through even when on one of those aforementioned long layovers. Others in the top five are Seoul Incheon, Helsinki, Munich and Vienna. To no one s surprise, given its zero-tolerance policy, Reykjavik is rated the world s most sleep-unfriendly. As if visiting the land of the midnight sun weren't tiring enough already.