2010-04-22 14:53:11
Now this is scary. One small step for Apple towards their global technocratic dictatorship.
Dictatorship? I don't think so. Theocracy? Yes.
When Steve dies, he'll be turned into a God and prayed to by His followers. After all, he's already a demi-god.
His followers will be recognized by the rimless glasses, black faux turtlenecks, and razor stubble.
When cursing others, the Follower, aka FanBoy, will say "Go to Microsoft! You Son of a PC!"
Sneeze? "Jobs bless you!"
And of course, Wozniak will be sainted. There will also be a virgin birth myth and some other stuff, but it will come.