Now this is scary. One small step for Apple towards their global technocratic dictatorship.

2010-04-22 14:53:11

Now this is scary. One small step for Apple towards their global technocratic dictatorship.

Dictatorship? I don't think so. Theocracy? Yes.

When Steve dies, he'll be turned into a God and prayed to by His followers. After all, he's already a demi-god.

His followers will be recognized by the rimless glasses, black faux turtlenecks, and razor stubble.

When cursing others, the Follower, aka FanBoy, will say "Go to Microsoft! You Son of a PC!"

Sneeze? "Jobs bless you!"

And of course, Wozniak will be sainted. There will also be a virgin birth myth and some other stuff, but it will come.

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