Ähm, no. Jone came in the other day, pale as a chalked wall, and said he saw a beast in the back by the garbage bins. That was named Tiddles. But now that you mention it, I haven't seen Smudge lately ... hmmm. Smudge???? You can climb down from the cupboard, if you like? Someone ordered Pizza for Tiddles, remember?
Ah, there we go, good cat! And I don't even mind if you sit on the counter for a little while.
Erm... Is it possible we have two cats lurking about the pub? Anyone know Smudge's gender? Do we have two Tom cats, or is one a Molly/Queen? Oh heck.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be kittens...