Bartender: Scrolling on phone.
Me: Hey Bartender, I'll have an Old Fashioned, Please!
Bartender: Put's phone in pocket. You got it!
Me: Do you use social media?
Bartender: Yes, I was just on Instagram.
Me: Do you it's designed to spy on you?
Bartender: Say What?!
Me: Yes, it's all been proven they can control you.
Me: The good news is you have a choice.
Me: There's software that doesn't spy on you.
Bartender: How do I get that?
Me: Visit my website https://agnuwayofthinking.com
Me: Dropping a stack of silver dollars on the bar
Me: Walking away saying Take Back Your Freedom!
I say this as a huge FOSShead:
pretty cringe, ngl