ᛖ ᚠᚣᚢ ᚦᛝ ᛁᛞ ᛚᛁᚳ ᛏ ᚷᛏ ᛟᚠ ᛗᛁ ᚴᛏ.
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<li>Critics ᚹᚦᛚᚴ
ᚴᛟ, ᛗ. ᚾᛁᛏ Shyamalan ᛄᚴᛏ ᚱᛇᛚᛇᚴᛏ ᛖ ᚾᚣᚢ ᛗᚢᛇ, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Happening_%282008_film%29">The Happening</a>, ᚾᛞ ᚾ ᛏᚱᚢ ᚠᛟᚱᛗ, ᛇ ᚳᚱᛏᚳᚴ ᛏᛖᚳᛝ ᛖ ᚳᚱᛈ ᛟᛚ ᛟ ᛏ. ᛏᚴ ᚳᚫᛗᚳᛚ ᚻ ᚱ ᚴᚳᚱᛗᛒᛚᛝ ᛟᛚ ᛟ ᛗᚴᛚ ᛏ ᚱᛁᛏ ᛇ ᛗᛟᚴ ᚹᛏᛇ ᛄᛒ ᚷᛖᚾᚴᛏ ᛏ. ᛁ ᚴᛇᚾ ᛖ ᛚᛟᛏ ᚳᛗᛈᚱᚴᚾ ᛏ ᛇ ᛚᛖᛞᛇ ᚾ ᛇ ᚹᛟᛏ, ᚻᚹ ᚴᛗᚻ ᚳᚾᚴᛞᛞ ᛏ ᛒᛇ ᛇ ᚹᚴᛏ ᛗᚢᛇ ᛗᛖᛞ. ᚣᚢ ᚾᛟ what? ᛁ ᛚᛁᚳ ᛚᛖᛞᛇ ᚾ ᛇ ᚹᛟᛏ. ᚹᛇ ᚻ ᛏ ᚾ ᚫᚱ ᚳᛚᚳᚾ. ᛁ ᚦᛝᚳ ᛏᚴ ᛖ ᚳᚢᛚ ᚴᛏᛟᚱᛇ ᚾᛞ ᚹᛚ ᛏᛟᛚᛞ.
ᛟᛚ ᛏ ᛇ ᚾᚷᛏ ᚱᚣᚢ ᛏᛚ ᛗᛇ ᛏ ᚱᛇᛒᚫᛞᛇ pissy ᛒᚳ ᛇ ᚻᛈᚾᛝ ᛈᚱᚾᛏᛚᛇ ᚾᚫᛏ ᛖ ᛗᛄᚳᛚ mind-bender ᛚᛁᚳ ᛇ ᚴᚳᚴᚦ ᚴᚾᚴ ᚹ. ᚹᛚ, boo-freaking-hoo. ᚷᛟ ᚴᛇ ᚴᚳᚴ ᚾᛞ ᛇ ᚴᛏᛇ ᚠ ᚣᚢᚱ ᚴᛟ ᛞᚴᛈᛏ ᚠᚱ proletariate ᚾᛏᛖᚾᛗᚾᛏ.
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<li>Every ᛏᛁᛗ ᚣᚢ ᚷᚾ ᚣᚱ ᚻᛗ ᛖ ᛏᚱᛇ ᚳᚱᛁ
ᛁ ᛞᛟᚾ ᚷᛏ ᛏ. ᛁ ᚻ ᛖ ᚴᛗᛟᛚ, ᛚᛁᛏ ᚳᚫᚱ ᚹ ᛖ ᛏᛒᛟ ᚾ ᛏ, ᛒᛏ ᚴᛗᚻ ᛁ ᚳᚾ ᚾ ᚳᛇᛈ ᛈ ᚹ ᚾᛇᛒᛞᛇ ᛏ ᛖ ᚴᛏᚫᛈᛚᛁᛏ. ᚻᚹᛁ ᛏ ᛏ 95% ᛇ ᛈᚫᛈᚣᛚᛖᚾ ᚠᛇᛚ ᛇ ᚾᚳᚾᛏᚱᛟᛚᛒᛚ ᛄ ᛏ ᚷᚾ ᚱ ᚾᛄᚾ ᚻᚹᚾ ᛇ ᛚᛁᛏ ᛏᚾ green? ᛞᚢ ᚣᚢ ᚻ ᚾᛇ ᛁᛞᛇ ᚻ ᚾᚠᚾᛏ ᛏ is? ᚻ ᛗ ᚷᚴ ᚣᚢᚱ ᚠᛚᛝ ᚦᚱᚢ ᛏ V8? ᚾᛞ ᚠᚱ what? ᚴᛟ ᚣᚢ ᚳᚾ ᚷᛏ ᛏ ᛇ ᚾᚳᚴ ᚱᛞ ᛚᛁᛏ 5 ᚴᚳᚾᛞ ᛒᛇᚠᛟᚱ me?
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<li>Close, ᛒᛏ ᚣᚢᚱ ᚹᛖ ᛟᚠ
ᛚᚳ ᛏ <a href="http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=40.54407,-111.980424&spn=0.024394,0.037594&t=p&z=15">this</a>. ᛏᚴ ᛖ ᚱᚾᛞᛒᛏ. ᚱ, ᛏ ᚹ ᛖ ᚱᚾᛞᛒᛏ, ᚾᛏᛚ ᚴᛗᚹᚾ ᚾ ᚱ ᚾᚠᚾᛏ ᚹᛞᛗ ᛞᚴᛁᛞᛞ ᛏ ᛈᛏ ᚴᛏᚫᛈ ᚴᛁᚾ ᚾ ᛟᚾ ᛇ ᚴᛁᛞ ᚱᛟᛞ. ᚳᚾᚷᚱᛚᛖᚾ! ᚣᚢ ᛏᚾᛞ ᚾ ᚠᚾᛏ ᚱᚾᛞᛒᛏ ᛇᚠᚳᛏᛚᛇ ᚾᛏ ᛖ ᛏᚢᚹᛖ ᚴᛏᚫᛈ. ᚾ, ᚾᚴᛏᛞ ᚴᛗᚢᛚᛇ ᛗᛄᛝ ᛏᚱᚠᚳ ᚾᛏ ᛖ ᚳᚫᚾᚴᛏᚾᛏ ᚠᛚᛟ, ᚣᚢ ᛏᚾᛞ ᛇ ᚻᛟᛚ ᚦᛝ ᚾᛏ ᚾ ᛟᚳᚹᛞ ᛏᚱᚠᚳ ᛈᚱᚫᛒᛚᛗ. ᛁ ᚣᚢᛞ ᛏ ᚣᚢ ᛏ ᛟᛚ ᛇ ᛏᛁᛗ, ᛒᛏ ᚾ ᛁ ᛞ ᛏ ᛒᚳ ᛏᚴ ᛄᚴᛏ ᚴᛏᚢᛈᛞ ᚾᛞ ᚱᛏᛖᛏᛝ.
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