That sucks. Hopefully you feel better quick
Uh, oh, not so good. Hope you are recovering fast, and without any long term traces ... Of course, I'd suggest to have a Schnaps, but I know myself, that doesn't help much :)
Oh, man, that sucks! I hope you're doing fine and it goes away quickly and painlessly (as it does for most people).
Push for that remote work as hard as you can! We all need more rights at work but you guys [0] do need them more than any other developed country so, if it means something, I support you! Little fight the big fight!
[0] By the use of Fahrenheit, I'm assuming you're in the US.