Because that's been my Sunday afternoon project. I found a little tool called `jp2a` that turns a picture into ASCII. I was amazed to see the tool is 15 years old. It puts things in perspective, especially knowing that today the internet celebrate its 30th birthday.
https://github.com/cslarsen/jp2a
Using vim in "replace" mode is a pretty good way to write sprinkle texts on an image. I hope you enjoy our new Old Fashioned page in our menu: