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                                 A Poetry tDrop

                                  by Wetdryvac
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Thank You, Come Again
May 2, 2022

customer comes in very irate, bongos hanging to their side
slams a slip of paper on the counter, starts yelling
I ordered dram of the resurrection, and this  ��
they wave their bongos, beautifully finished, tuned
a work of weeks in rare woods and finest skin  ��
is not even slightly funny

behind the counter, my apprentice shies sideways
sees me, waves me over, says in a higher than usual voice  ��
my manager will see you now

good kid, but they ��ve got a ways to come on customer service
still  �� you ��ll speak to my apprentice with dignity and respect
lest I assume more ill of you than I already do
you must in declaration be specific in your purchase
as the contract clearly reflects, verifying every aspect of your order
where  �� pulling said document from a shelf  �� I see your signature
quite clearly, and in your own handwriting, drum, not dram

considerer yourself to have possessed a bonus
unless, per subclause B
you ��ve somehow used it foolishly
you played it in the graveyard
didn ��t you, and only declared for one name

which makes you personally responsible for
however many zombies, in addition to your lover
good luck, I ��ll be confiscating your misused item
perhaps you ��d care to purchase a magic sword
and maybe use it per the instructions this time

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    With thanks to the good folks at Hackers.Town for answering the very
    n00best of questions, with the following people politely [REDACTED].
    May your time go in a manner you consent to.
    
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    IRC [REDACTED]
    Poetry, Short Form, With Contact https://writing.exchange/@wetdryvac
    Poetry, Long Form, With Contact https://landofkittens.social/Wetdryvac
    Web https://www.wetdryvac.net
    KoFi https://ko-fi.com/wetdryvac
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    MATRIX [REDACTED]
    BBS [REDACTED]
    Primary mastodon residence, With Contact https://hackers.town/@Wetdryvac
    All the other coms access points [REDACTED]

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