_______________________________________________________________________________ \\ / / =====> VacHaus provisionals <===== / / a TNtD (Try Not to Die) drop \\ A Poetry tDrop by Wetdryvac _______________________________________________________________________________ Saucy Tales or Saucy Lament January 16, 2011 t'were salariat raucht, the red hot cock's clean savor t'were well in labor, careful spread, and salary man soon temper'd daily spun and daily savored, mayo well beside for flavor pickles, aye - and barely demi-quaver to demi-tass well spun indeed, but missing - missing olek sambal, that most desired, most clean-fired abandoned long, and aye-along, for the sambal olek no longer caters to those bereft of migraine pain indeed's due well, and flavor - but again, and but again sulfate compromise, where wetdryvacs lie most still and agon closed to fridge and out the light, sodding, sodding migraine plight where once was glory, abandonment, where once clean love - neglect perhaps behind sambal olek, belachan glorious and most curst forbidden that house not fall to ferment and migraine unto mono sodium, glutamate in crass solution pollution unto mine loved black bean paste wasted - wasted, long un-tasted with it neglected, nay - negated, by sorbitol and invert sugar one's very best wasabi paste, and lest that be not enough the second best wasabi mayo - now must home-brew be assembled by parade, by subtle carnage by the poison in the storage how missed be that which abandoned tempts, and bids contempt clean living where trade be pain, then, where it feign suffer dig no deeper into garbage cleaner, cleaner, aye - and lavish well hot cocked, and gently 'member so many lovers who would hinder salariat, they dreams remember out the light, and clean the liver olek sambal - oh missed be olek sambal - why hast thou poisoned me (This is was originally for SF0) ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: With thanks to the good folks at Hackers.Town for answering the very n00best of questions, with the following people politely [REDACTED]. 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