Unrealistic Expectations:
"I expect you to be perfect, like a fictional character who only exists in my head."
"If you're not a mind reader and a personal chef, this relationship is doomed."
Refusing to Compromise:
"Relationship status: perpetually stuck in a game of tug-of-war with my partner's ego."
"Compromise is a sign of weakness. I'd rather be single and right."
Lack of Appreciation:
"I don't need words of affirmation. Just send me a gift card and we're good."
"My love language is unsolicited acts of service and lavish gifts. In that order."
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