Ubuntu: "Linux for people who want working Wi-Fi and don't mind corporate overlords."
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-Fedora: "Bleeding-edge? Yeah, you'll probably need bandaids."
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-Arch Linux: "The OS equivalent of building your own PC from scratch... every time you update."
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-Slackware: "If you think Arch is too easy, welcome to the real nerd challenge."
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-Nix: "Configuring this OS requires either a Ph.D. in theoretical computer science or a willingness to sacrifice your sanity."
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-bzip2: "Compression so hardcore, it makes zip files look like child's play. And about as user-friendly."
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-Scottish accent: "Aye, Linux is braw, but have ye tried deep-fried haggis? Now THAT's a real challenge."
1 week ago · 👍 lykso