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Based on the child's reaction to me bellowing "No, *I'M* gonna shit your pants", I'm pretty certain that I have finally mastered parenting.

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Secret hint: When trapped in the bathroom, spam your wife with Beavis & Butthead GIFs until she figures out that you need TP for your bunghole.

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My wife is refusing to get me additional wives for my birthday.

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Ladies Love Shoulder Hair

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Cheap entertainment: when talking to. A Car Person, refer to one of the various car fluids as "juice".

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I have several children, but zero of them would like their names changed to Igbert Wigbert Pigbert. Parenting is an unending string of disappointments.

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Morning earworm: Springtime for Hitler. I hope I don’t start singing it on the train. Or that I do. Whichever is funnier.

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It would be cool if the air had less fire in it.

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Found a scotch bonnet salsa at the farmer’s market last week. I liked it on its way in, but I do not like it anymore.

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Today’s disappointing Spellbinding non-word: helicycle.

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Secret hint: the constant evangelizing is why nobody likes evangelicals. It’s right there in the name.