Pissing into a jar, installing Linux

The two activities are surprisingly compatible.

You can't leave the house. It takes the whole day. It is stinky and sometimes embarrassing. You feel inadequate.

I succeeded in installing void on my 'main' machine. I collected not quite 2L of piss.

Why am I collecting urine? I am long overdue for a 24-hour test to see what kind of stones my kidneys are making, and hopefully, return to a diet which contains spinach, beats, soy, and tea.

I may be better at installing Linux than collecting piss, as I already botched a test in December, by forgetting to toss a little container of terrible poison/preservative into the pissjug prior to collection.

Then I procrastinated, waiting for a good day to do nothing but piss into a jug. You can't really go out too far, unless you want to carry an orange jug labeled "Urine" on the side around.

Yeah, it was holidays, then a frozen spell that disrupted FedEx... So I am finally doing it!

Pissing 3.5L in 24 hours is hard work. It reminds you that you don't drink nearly enough water normally. Last time I hit the target; today I am not quite at 2L at 6PM. Will I make it?

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