< First time here and it's a lovely day
Howdy ~noisydeadlines, welcome to the Midnight.
You find a furry regular called Smudge.
You may find traces of a /thing/, a creature nicknamed Tiddles.
You may find the sideways 8 door in the men's room, beware, you might not find your way back.
May you find interesting things, views, conversations in this place.
Cheers!