<a href="http://consumerist.com/5036954/target-has-79+year+old-taken-in-for-mental-evaluation-after-she-demanded-cash-refund">Target 𐐲𐐿𐐷𐐭𐑆𐐮𐑆 𐐩 79-year 𐐬𐑊𐐼 𐐲𐑂 𐑋𐐯𐑌𐐻𐐲𐑊 𐐮𐑌𐑅𐐻𐐲𐐺𐐮𐑊𐐮𐐻𐐨 𐑁𐑉𐐲𐑉 𐐰𐑅𐐿𐐮𐑍 𐑁𐑉𐐲𐑉 𐐩 𐐿𐐰𐑇 𐑉𐐨𐑁𐐲𐑌𐐼.</a>
What? 𐐐𐐬𐑊𐐨 𐐿𐑉𐐰𐐹! 𐐟𐐨 𐐸𐐰𐐼 𐐹𐑉𐐭𐑁 𐑄𐐲𐐻 𐐓𐐲𐑉𐑀𐐲𐐻 𐐸𐐰𐐼 𐐻𐐩𐐿𐐲𐑌 𐑋𐐲𐑌𐐨 𐑁𐑉𐐲𐑋 𐐸𐐲𐑉 𐐺𐐰𐑍𐐿 𐐲𐐿𐐵𐑌𐐻 𐐶𐐮𐑄𐐵𐐻 𐐸𐐲𐑉 𐐹𐐲𐑉𐑋𐐮𐑇𐐲𐑌. 𐐟𐐨 𐐶𐐱𐑌𐐻𐐮𐐼 𐑄𐐨 𐑋𐐲𐑌𐐨 𐐺𐐰𐐿 𐐮𐑌 𐐿𐐰𐑇. 𐐓𐐲𐑉𐑀𐐲𐐻 𐐮𐑌𐑅𐐮𐑅𐐻𐐮𐐼 𐑄𐐲𐐻 𐑇𐐨 𐐻𐐩𐐿 𐑀𐐮𐑁𐐻 𐑅𐐲𐑉𐐻𐐮𐑁𐐮𐐿𐐲𐐻𐑅. 𐐜𐐩 𐐻𐐳𐐿 𐐸𐐲𐑉 𐑋𐐲𐑌𐐨 𐐰𐑌𐐼 𐑄𐐯𐑌 𐐶𐐱𐑌𐐻𐐮𐐼 𐐻𐐲 𐑁𐐱𐑉𐑅 𐐸𐐲𐑉 𐐻𐐲 𐑅𐐹𐐯𐑌𐐼 𐐮𐐻 𐐮𐑌 𐑄𐐯𐑉 𐑅𐐻𐐱𐑉. 𐐐𐐶𐐮𐑌 𐐌 𐐻𐐩𐐿 𐐷𐐳𐑉 𐑋𐐲𐑌𐐨 𐑁𐑉𐐲𐑋 𐐷𐐭 𐐶𐐮𐑄𐐵𐐻 𐐷𐐳𐑉 𐐹𐐲𐑉𐑋𐐮𐑇𐐲𐑌, 𐐮𐐻𐑅 𐐿𐐱𐑊𐐼 𐑃𐐯𐑁𐐻. 𐐊𐐹𐐯𐑉𐐲𐑌𐐻𐑊𐐨 𐐗𐐱𐑉𐐹𐑉𐐲𐐻 𐐊𐑋𐐯𐑉𐐮𐐿𐐲 𐑊𐐴𐑂𐑆 𐐺𐐴 𐐩 𐐼𐐮𐑁𐑉𐐲𐑌𐐻 𐑅𐐯𐐻 𐐲𐑂 𐑉𐐭𐑊𐑆, 𐐺𐐮𐐿𐐲𐑆 𐐮𐑌𐑅𐐻𐐯𐐼 𐐲𐑂 𐐺𐐨𐐮𐑍 𐑁𐐱𐑉𐑅𐐻 𐐻𐐲 𐑀𐐮𐑂 𐐸𐐲𐑉 𐐺𐐰𐐿 𐑄𐐨 𐑋𐐲𐑌𐐨 𐑄𐐩 𐐻𐐳𐐿, 𐑄𐐩 𐑅𐐯𐑌𐐻 𐐸𐐲𐑉 𐐻𐐲 𐑄𐐨 𐐸𐐪𐑅𐐹𐐮𐐻𐐲𐑊, 𐑅𐐻𐑉𐐰𐐹𐐻 𐐻𐐲 𐐩 𐑅𐐻𐑉𐐯𐐽𐐲𐑉 𐐻𐐲 𐐸𐐰𐑂 𐐸𐐲𐑉 𐑋𐐯𐑌𐐻𐐲𐑊 𐐸𐐯𐑊𐑃 𐐨𐑂𐐰𐑊𐐷𐐭𐐩𐐻𐐲𐐼.
𐐡𐐱𐑍 𐐱𐑌 𐑅𐐬 𐑋𐐯𐑌𐐨 𐑊𐐯𐑂𐐲𐑊𐑆. 𐐐𐐭 𐐮𐑆 𐑅𐐲𐑋 𐑉𐐰𐑌𐐼𐐲𐑋 𐐓𐐲𐑉𐑀𐐲𐐻 𐐮𐑋𐐹𐑊𐑎𐐨 𐐻𐐲 𐐺𐐨 𐐼𐐮𐐻𐐲𐑉𐑋𐐲𐑌𐐮𐑍 𐑄𐐨 𐑋𐐯𐑌𐐻𐐲𐑊 𐐸𐐯𐑊𐑃 𐐲𐑂 someone? 𐐐𐐶𐐴 𐑌𐐪𐐻 𐐬𐑌 𐐲𐐹 𐐻𐐲 𐑄𐐨 𐑁𐐰𐐿𐐻 𐑄𐐲𐐻 𐐷𐐭 𐐝𐐻𐐬𐑊 𐑋𐐲𐑌𐐨 𐑁𐑉𐐲𐑋 𐐸𐐲𐑉 𐐰𐑌𐐼 𐑀𐐮𐑂 𐐮𐐻 back? 𐐐𐐶𐐴 𐐿𐐳𐐼𐐲𐑌 𐑄𐐨 𐐹𐐲𐑊𐐨𐑅 𐑋𐐨𐐼𐐨𐐩𐐻 𐐮𐑌𐑅𐐻𐐯𐐼 𐐲𐑂 𐐾𐐮𐑅𐐻 𐐺𐐵𐐮𐑍 𐐼𐐵𐑌 𐐻𐐲 𐑄𐐯𐑉 𐐗𐐱𐑉𐐹𐑉𐐲𐐻 Overlords? <i>"They 𐐿𐐲𐑌 𐐹𐐳𐐻 𐐷𐐭 𐐮𐑌 𐐾𐐩𐑊 𐑁𐑉𐐲𐑉 this,"</i> 𐐸𐐨 𐑅𐐯𐐼. Really? Really?! 𐐓𐐲𐑉𐑀𐐲𐐻 𐐿𐐲𐑌 𐐾𐐮𐑅𐐻 𐑅𐐯𐑌𐐼 𐐹𐐨𐐹𐐲𐑊 𐐻𐐲 𐐾𐐩𐑊 𐑁𐑉𐐲𐑉 𐐰𐑅𐐿𐐮𐑍 𐑁𐑉𐐲𐑉 𐑄𐐯𐑉 𐐬𐑌 𐑋𐐲𐑌𐐨 back?
𐐌𐑊 𐑌𐐯𐑂𐐲𐑉 𐐶𐐮𐑊𐐮𐑍𐑊𐐨 𐑅𐐯𐐻 𐑁𐐳𐐻 𐐮𐑌 𐐩 𐐓𐐲𐑉𐑀𐐲𐐻 𐑅𐐻𐐱𐑉 𐐲𐑀𐐩𐑌.
JetBlue 𐐸𐐲𐑆 𐐩 𐐘𐑉𐐰𐑌𐐼𐑋𐐲𐑄𐐲𐑉 𐐲𐑉𐐯𐑅𐐻𐐮𐐼 𐑁𐑉𐐲𐑉 𐑌𐐪𐐻 𐐼𐐮𐑊𐐨𐐻𐐮𐑍 𐐩 𐑂𐐮𐐼𐐨𐐬.[1]
𐐘𐐯𐑅 𐐸𐐶𐐲𐐻 JetBlue? 𐐐𐐶𐐲𐐻𐐯𐑂𐐲𐑉 𐐸𐐬𐐹 𐐌 𐐸𐐰𐐼 𐑄𐐲𐐻 𐐷𐐭 𐐶𐐲𐑉𐑌𐐻 𐐾𐐮𐑅𐐻 𐐲𐑌𐐲𐑄𐐲𐑉 𐐺𐐮𐑀 𐐗𐐱𐑉𐐹𐐲𐑉𐐩𐑇𐐲𐑌 𐐶𐐲𐑉𐐿𐐮𐑍 𐐻𐐲 𐐻𐐲𐑉𐑌 𐐷𐐭𐐯𐑅 𐐱𐑊 𐐮𐑌𐐻𐐲 𐐨𐑆𐐲𐑊𐐨 𐑋𐐰𐑌𐐮𐐾𐐲𐐺𐐲𐑊 𐐿𐐰𐐻𐐲𐑊 𐐻𐐲 𐐺𐐨 𐐸𐐲𐑉𐐼𐐮𐐼 𐐮𐑌𐐻𐐲 𐑄𐐨 𐑇𐐭𐐻 𐐸𐐶𐐴𐑊 𐑅𐐶𐐴𐐹𐐮𐑍 𐐪𐑉 𐐿𐑉𐐯𐐼𐐮𐐻 𐐿𐐪𐑉𐐼𐑆 𐐯𐑂𐑉𐐨 𐐻𐐴𐑋 𐐶𐐨 𐐻𐐲𐑉𐑌 𐐲𐑉𐐵𐑌, 𐐾𐐮𐑅𐐻 𐑀𐐪𐐻 𐑁𐑊𐐲𐑇𐐻 𐐼𐐵𐑌 𐑄𐐨 𐐻𐑎𐑊𐐲𐐻.
𐐜𐐩𐑊 𐐺𐐴 𐐷𐐭 𐐹𐐨𐐻𐑅𐐲 𐐮𐑁 𐐷𐐭𐑉 𐑅𐐻𐐲𐐿 𐑁𐑉𐐲𐑉 𐐵𐑉𐑆 𐐱𐑌 𐑄𐐨 𐐻𐐪𐑉𐑋𐐰𐐿, 𐐺𐐲𐐻 𐐸𐐰𐑂 𐐷𐐭 𐐲𐑉𐐯𐑅𐐻𐐮𐐼 𐐮𐑁 𐐷𐐭 𐐼𐐬𐑌 𐐰𐐿𐐶𐐨𐐯𐑅 𐐻𐐲 𐑄𐐯𐑉 𐐸𐐶𐐮𐑋𐑆 𐑉𐐲𐑀𐐪𐑉𐐼𐑊𐐲𐑅 𐐲𐑂 𐑄𐐯𐑉 𐑂𐐲𐑊𐐮𐐼𐐮𐐻𐐨. <del>Bread 𐐰𐑌𐐼 circuses</del> 𐐹𐐨𐐻𐑅𐐲 𐐰𐑌𐐼 DirectTV 𐐻𐐲 𐐿𐐨𐐹 𐑄𐐨 <del>citizens</del> 𐐿𐐲𐑌𐑅𐐭𐑋𐐲𐑉𐑆 𐐿𐐲𐑋𐐹𐑊𐐩𐑅𐐲𐑌𐐻.
𐐎𐐭 ... 𐐊𐑋 𐑁𐐨𐑊𐐮𐑍 snarky 𐐻𐐭𐐼𐐩.