McRant

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1] Idiot teens hanging out in front of 7'11s, KFC, McDonalds, Jack In The Box 
etc... Your life REALLY SUCKS if that's the high point of your day...
2] A$holes who spit on the sidewalk.
3] Drivers who don't know how to use a turn signal. I can reach mine with my 
pinky while driving. It's not that hard.
4] Teens with their pants around their a$.
5] People with personalized licence plates.
6] BMX bikes.
7] People panhandling me. Get a job losers! McDonalds is always hiring!
8] Bums with dogs. I'm sure the dog loves eating cheese from old pizza boxes.
9] The cheeseheads from asia who take a Honda Civic, slap some stickers on it, 
put a muffler on it that makes it sound like a riding lawnmower, a ridiculous 
sized fin on the back and think they have a formula 1 racer. 'Devastating 
Power!' my a$!
10] The same idiots who then drive their 'hot' civic like they are in the Indy 
500 through busy traffic.
11] The huge complex hairdos on african american women, 5 layers, 6000 curls, 4 
sprouting areas, 200 dangling bits, 6000 beads, air conditioning and enough 
hairspray in it that it wouldn't move if Hurricane George hit it.
12] People with Kleenex, plants, knitted blankets, stuffed animals, or lacey 
things in their cars rear window. I should be allowed to pull over and shoot 
them.
13] People on the bus who talk so loud your forced to hear about their pointless 
lives.
14] Crappy parkers who park their car REALLY close to the painted line so that 
you have half a foot to get out.
15] Those old cars (ie, Cadillacs, Lincoln Town Cars, etc...)usually white for 
some strange reason... with the acient driver who always drives WAY under the 
speed limit.
16] People who write a cheque for a $2 bag of nachos at Safeway.
17] Corvettes, Comaros and Firebirds. Come on, the 80s are OVER!
18] A$hole tailgaters.
19] Idiots who think they can pedal a bike as fast as a car, so they ride in the 
middle of a traffic lane. You should be allowed to run them over, it looks like 
natural selection to me.
20] Teenagers on television news reports expressing their opinions on something. 
If your under 18 I don't give a sh1t about what you have to say...
21] The singer Brandy, Celine Dion, all the divas....
22] Twits who wear a huge parka outside when its sunny and a mild 5-10 C. The 
same thing goes with the whole scarf thing.
23] Muni busses that smell like urine. Which is most of them.
24] Corporate Broadcasting logos in the corner of the channel your watching.
25] Web pages that pop open other pages and windows and then disable your 'back' 
button.
26] People who walk around with a huge 'portable' stereos blaring, sharing their 
music with everyone around them. Usually crap rap.
27] Junk mail.
28] Peice of sh1t cars that spew out huge noxious clouds behind them.
29] People that throw out huge items on the curb expecting the garbage people to 
remove it. Like old dirty matresses. They don't of course, and it sits on the 
curb for weeks.
30] Budweiser beer and the people who drink it. I'd rather suck the piss out of 
a pig... Its time to poison the bud.
31] Drivers who turn onto the road RIGHT in front of you causing you to slam on 
the brakes, even though there is no one for hundereds of feet behind you.
32] People who drive 3/4 in one lane and 1/4 in another... what the hell is 
that????
33] Religous people who push their drivel on you when your walking down the 
street. Or come knocking on your door.
34] Dead web page links and 'Document not found' errors.
35] Racisist people and the crap they spew out.
36] Those stupid add banners from Geocities on the Internet when you hit 
someones home page going through them...
37] All country music.
38] Minivans.
39] People who spray paint their names on rocks, signs, trees etc, in national 
parks. Like I care that Bill graduated in 86.
40] Small yappy 'feeder' dogs. Like little Yorkies, poodles, etc...
41] People in the fast lane who drive just 2 km/hr faster than the guy in the 
'slow' lane, dawdling along.
42] Film crews making bad movies most people doent want to see blocking the 
streets and being annoying.
43] Big fat bugs that splat on my windshield.
44] Those really tight spandex cycling pants on men, they are usually sooooo 
tight, you can tell if they are cirumcised.
45] Those really tight spandex cycling pants on 90% of the women. Big fat a$es 
and *wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide* camel toes.
46] Those really annoying commericals from Rogers Cable that tell you all about 
the 'evils' of satalite tv and how lucky you are to be getting cable for a mere 
$65 a month.
47] Commercials that are SO bad on tv, you have to wonder about the sh1t for 
brains who thought them up. Like the Old Navy commericals, or the old as hell 
commercial for Sarah Lee, that is STILL ON THE AIR, 'let them eat cake' and 'But 
Patrick, I'm to old for life insurance.' Shoot them ALL!
48] Losers that listen to totally cheezy radio stations and then slap dozens of 
their stupid stickers all over thier car.
49] Lilith Fair. I say when they are all hugging, listening to the music, 
sharing tampons, and bitching about how evil men are, toss in a few hundered 
grenades while recording it on camera. Sell the video as a 'To Hot for TV' tape 
late at night.
50] Cheap a$ manufacturers of DVDs who list as 'features' chapters, interactive 
menues, and the time. These arent features. Thats like calling your computers 
keyboard a 'feature'. Lame a$ marketing people.
51] DVD manufactureres that sell their DVDs for $40 and up, just because they 
know people will pay for it. DVDs have actually become MORE expensive than when 
they first came out.
52] Nintendo and everything about them.
53] Old people who clog up the sidewalk walking super slow when you want to get 
somewhere.
54] Looking at demo-reels at work that are so incredibly bad, that I just want 
to call them up and tell them to go f*ck their demo reel and to never EVER send 
another one out to anybody. EVER.
55] Spiders. All spiders. Everyone of them.
56] How on the Nintendo 64 game machine, half the damn titles for it are called 
'miscvidgame 64'. Why not come up with a real name? Why is everyone just 
slapping a 64 on all the games?

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