< A frequent passerby walks in
[spits in a spitoon, making a nice twang sound]
Well, ain't choo now a pretty eye for sore sights?
holy cow ~tetris!
i've a big fan of your work. One of, if not the first articles i've ever read on the pub was your experiments with coax for wiring up your home. I was hooked almost instantly.
My good sir ~bartender please give this man whatever drink he fancies; on me tonight.