Kennings

Kennings are, for better or worse, less common in modern English than in Old Norse or Old English. Much of their use is poetic or imaginative, which is probably more suitable for the meadhall than what passes for a working environment these days. Time to invent some!

"Hi, I'm here to run room rope to your table jay."

Beowulf translations may use kennings, e.g. see "Beowulf and Other Old English Poems" by Craig Williamson. Kennings may veer into riddle territory (or a riddle may be an extended kenning, or may include kennings), or may simply be absurd, annoying, and unclear, which is probably why they would not be favored in environments that desire efficient and practical (that is to say, boring) communication. Also riddles or kennings may force you to think, an often unpopular activity.

Benjamin Bagby has sung Beowulf.