<a href="http://consumerist.com/5036954/target-has-79+year+old-taken-in-for-mental-evaluation-after-she-demanded-cash-refund">Target ᚳᚣᚢ ᛖ 79-year ᛟᛚᛞ ᛗᚾᛏᛚ ᚾᚴᛏᛒᛚᛏᛇ ᚠᚱ ᚴᚳᛝ ᚠᚱ ᛖ ᚳ ᚱᛇᚠᚾᛞ.</a>
What? ᚻᛟᛚᛇ ᚳᚱᛈ! ᛇ ᚻᛞ ᛈᚱᚢᚠ ᛏ ᛏᚷᛏ ᚻᛞ ᛏᛖᚳᚾ ᛗᚾᛇ ᚠᚱᛗ ᚻ ᛒᛝᚳ ᚳᚾᛏ ᚹᛏ ᚻ ᛈᛗᚾ. ᛇ ᚹᛟᚾᛏᛞ ᛇ ᛗᚾᛇ ᛒᚳ ᚾ ᚳ. ᛏᚷᛏ ᚾᚴᚴᛏᛞ ᛏ ᛇ ᛏᛖᚳ ᚷᚠᛏ ᚴᛏᚠᚳᛏᚴ. ᛖ ᛏᚳ ᚻ ᛗᚾᛇ ᚾᛞ ᚾ ᚹᛟᚾᛏᛞ ᛏ ᚠᛟᚱᚴ ᚻ ᛏ ᚴᛈᚾᛞ ᛏ ᚾ ᚱ ᚴᛏᛟᚱ. ᚻᚹᚾ ᛁ ᛏᛖᚳ ᚣᚱ ᛗᚾᛇ ᚠᚱᛗ ᚣᚢ ᚹᛏ ᚣᚱ ᛈᛗᚾ, ᛏᚴ ᚳᛟᛚᛞ ᚦᚠᛏ. ᛈᚱᚾᛏᛚᛇ ᚳᛟᚱᛈᚱᛏ ᛗᚱᚳ ᛚᛁ ᛒᛁ ᛖ ᛞᚠᚱᚾᛏ ᚴᛏ ᚱᚢᛚ, ᛒᚳ ᚾᚴᛏᛞ ᛒᛇᛝ ᚠᛟᚱᚴᛏ ᛏ ᚷ ᚻ ᛒᚳ ᛇ ᛗᚾᛇ ᛖ ᛏᚳ, ᛖ ᚴᚾᛏ ᚻ ᛏ ᛇ ᚻᚫᚴᛈᛏᛚ, ᚴᛏᚱᛈᛏ ᛏ ᛖ ᚴᛏᚱ ᛏ ᚻ ᚻ ᛗᚾᛏᛚ ᚻᛚᚦ ᛇᛚᚣᚢᛖᛏᛞ.
ᚱᛟᛝ ᛟᚾ ᚴᛟ ᛗᚾᛇ ᛚᛚ. ᚻᚢ ᚴᛗ ᚱᚾᛞᛗ ᛏᚷᛏ ᛗᛈᛚᛇ ᛏ ᛒᛇ ᛞᛏᛗᚾᛝ ᛇ ᛗᚾᛏᛚ ᚻᛚᚦ someone? ᚻᚹᛁ ᚾᚫᛏ ᛟᚾ ᛈ ᛏ ᛇ ᚠᚳᛏ ᛏ ᚣᚢ ᚴᛏᛟᛚ ᛗᚾᛇ ᚠᚱᛗ ᚻ ᚾᛞ ᚷ ᛏ back? ᚻᚹᛁ ᚳᛞᚾ ᛇ ᛈᛚᛇᚴ ᛗᛇᛞᛇᛖᛏ ᚾᚴᛏᛞ ᛄᚴᛏ ᛒᛝ ᛞᚾ ᛏ ᚱ ᚳᛟᚱᛈᚱᛏ Overlords? <i>"They ᚳᚾ ᛈᛏ ᚣᚢ ᚾ ᛄᛖᛚ ᚠᚱ this,"</i> ᚻᛇ ᚴᛞ. Really? Really?! ᛏᚷᛏ ᚳᚾ ᛄᚴᛏ ᚴᚾᛞ ᛈᛇᛈᛚ ᛏ ᛄᛖᛚ ᚠᚱ ᚴᚳᛝ ᚠᚱ ᚱ ᛟᚾ ᛗᚾᛇ back?
ᛁᛚ ᚾ ᚹᛚᛝᛚᛇ ᚴᛏ ᚠᛏ ᚾ ᛖ ᛏᚷᛏ ᚴᛏᛟᚱ ᚷᛖᚾ.
JetBlue ᚻ ᛖ ᚷᚱᚾᛞᛗ ᚴᛏᛞ ᚠᚱ ᚾᚫᛏ ᛞᛚᛇᛏᛝ ᛖ ᛞᛇᛟ.[1]
ᚷᚴ ᚻᚹᛏ JetBlue? ᚻᚹᛏ ᚻᛟᛈ ᛁ ᚻᛞ ᛏ ᚣᚢ ᚹᚾᛏ ᛄᚴᛏ ᚾ ᛒᚷ ᚳᛟᚱᛈᛖᚾ ᚹᚳᛝ ᛏ ᛏᚾ ᚣᚢᚴ ᛟᛚ ᚾᛏ ᛇᛚᛇ ᛗᚾᛄᛒᛚ ᚳᛏᛚ ᛏ ᛒᛇ ᚻᛞᛞ ᚾᛏ ᛇ ᚢᛏ ᚻᚹᛁᛚ ᚴᚹᛁᛈᛝ ᚫᚱ ᚳᚱᛞᛏ ᚳᚫᚱᛞ ᚱᛇ ᛏᛁᛗ ᚹᛇ ᛏᚾ ᚾ, ᛄᚴᛏ ᚷᚫᛏ ᚠᛚᛏ ᛞᚾ ᛇ ᛏᛚᛏ.
ᛖᛚ ᛒᛁ ᚣᚢ ᛈᛇᛏᚴ ᚠ ᚣᚢᚱ ᚴᛏᚳ ᚠᚱ ᚱ ᛟᚾ ᛇ ᛏᚫᚱᛗᚳ, ᛒᛏ ᚻ ᚣᚢ ᚴᛏᛞ ᚠ ᚣᚢ ᛞᛟᚾ ᚳᚹᛇᚴ ᛏ ᚱ ᚻᚹᛗ ᚱᚷᚫᚱᛞᛚᚴ ᚱ ᛚᛞᛏᛇ. <del>Bread ᚾᛞ circuses</del> ᛈᛇᛏᚴ ᚾᛞ DirectTV ᛏ ᚳᛇᛈ ᛇ <del>citizens</del> ᚳᚾᚴᚢᛗ ᚳᛗᛈᛚᛖᚴᚾᛏ.
ᚹᚢ ... ᛗ ᚠᛇᛚᛝ snarky ᛏᚢᛞᛖ.
[1] JetBlue has a Grandmother arrested for not deleting a video.