< Looks like it's time for distro hoping!
I finally settled on OpenSUSE Tumbleweed and have been quite happy with it. It's got the benefit of being cutting-edge/rolling release, but has been better about stuff not randomly breaking (looking at you, Plasma on Arch).
Hm! OpenSUSE? I know that I need to migrate from Ubuntu and derivatives, but SUSE from what I have heard is into some shady business with micro$oft.
Anything about microsoft feels icky.
All other things considered, Tumbleweed looks like a very good distro