< The absurdities of this election-denying age
That's basically it - they're bought, nothing I can really do about it.
And on a happy note, I tried it, and idk, it just felt like a pillow. Nothing world-changing. I'm going back to my memory foam pillow tonight.
No words to make you feel better about the state of the world, but I can at least confirm from when I had one years ago: the pillows are mediocre at best. Doesn't hold a candle to memory foam or even a good conventional pillow.