2007-06-06 10:52:40
Re:Slashdot to Dvorak: Stop the Apple Trolling!
(Score:5, Funny)
by iPaul (559200) on Thursday March 29, @03:24PM (#18532829)
(http://ipaul.blogspot.com/)
Before commenting I always read the story or stories indicated. However, in
this case I realized my mistake as soon as I clicked the link. I gave that
bofoon one more hit to drive his hit count up. Maybe I'll start posting
articles on my blog like:
Microsoft - Should get out of the operating systems business and start a chain
of chicken finger restaurants.
Oracle - Relational databases are just a fad, they should diversify into
concrete.
Apple - Should just liquidate the company and payout the sharholders (oops -
Michael Dell beat me to that one).
Hooters - Is there a Hooters O/S in the works? It should be built on BSD with a
Linux Kernel, .NET GUI and Open GL based file-system.
Linux - Who would ever use a non-Unix Unix clone? It'll never make it in the
server market. Trovalds should build an aquarium.
Google - Who needs search? I already have everything worth reading bookmarked.
Gartner - They're always soo right about the future, they should publish
lottery numbers.
Amazon - No one will ever get that Amazon sells books, they should sell snakes,
large bugs and other things found in the actual Amazon.
NASA - Should use string cheese to build the world's first space elevator.
Doctors - From now on they should only operate on the healthy, where survival
is much more likely.
Viagra - Should exclusively market itself on the Internet using spam.
and finally!!!
Slashdot - Nerds don't care about news. I bet they don't get any postings or
hits.
This way I can drive my advertising revenue up and get quoted a lot, even if
I'm bizarrly and outrageously mistaken.