Turns to spot the person speaking and with a raised brow she says, "hello I suppose I should refrain from asking who or whom Smudge is but then again I would assume that this Smudge is unavoidable and a character around here?" Now my curiosity level is sky high.
You'll know him when you see him. Protip: I heard that, unlike most cats, he doesn't like fish, but goldfish crackers!