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馃棧 Followers 1 路 Following 4 路 Logs 7 路 Docked 2 years ago
I have several children, but zero of them would like their names changed to Igbert Wigbert Pigbert. Parenting is an unending string of disappointments.
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Morning earworm: Springtime for Hitler. I hope I don鈥檛 start singing it on the train. Or that I do. Whichever is funnier.
馃挰 2 Replies 路 5 Thumbs 路 3 months ago
It would be cool if the air had less fire in it.
馃挰 3 Replies 路 6 Thumbs 路 3 months ago
Found a scotch bonnet salsa at the farmer鈥檚 market last week. I liked it on its way in, but I do not like it anymore.
馃挰 5 Replies 路 1 Thumb 路 3 months ago
Today鈥檚 disappointing Spellbinding non-word: helicycle.
馃挰 5 Replies 路 0 Thumbs 路 4 months ago
Secret hint: the constant evangelizing is why nobody likes evangelicals. It鈥檚 right there in the name.
馃挰 4 Replies 路 1 Thumb 路 1 year ago
Suspicion: If my wife ever stops speaking, she will instantly die.