You are SO à la mode, so edgy, so radical, so _revolutionary_. i am SO _mainstream_. i'm not fluid; i'm just a plain ol' boring adhd autistic disabled panentheist nonmonogamous two-gendered sadist queer domme slut. Let's talk about struggling for a better world, against nonconsensual hierarchy! Oh, apologies for my insolence; i don't have the social capital. i'm too far beneath you. i recant and relent, being but dust and ashes. Can i at least have your autograph?
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