Octopuses give eight thumbs up for high-def TV

2008-12-23 13:53:14

Richard Macey

December 21, 2008 - 12:30PM

Sharing a movie with an insensitive eight-armed animal may not be every woman's

perfect date.

Renata Pronk did it for science, and made two significant discoveries.

Her unsettling news for Christmas revellers preparing to tuck into seafood

platters is that octopuses can watch television and understand at least some of

what they see. Discriminating viewers, however, they enjoy only high-definition

programs.

In a second finding, the Macquarie University marine biology researcher

resolved a long scientific debate, discovering that octopuses, despite their

intelligence, lack individual personalities.

"Octopuses," Miss Pronk said, "are very smart. I have seen my octopuses open

Vegemite jars by unscrewing the lid. They can find their way through mazes to

reach food rewards at the end.

"And they can learn simple puzzles", recognising that symbols, such as squares

or circles, mean food is available.

"The definition of personality," she said, "is having repetition in your

responses, for example, being consistently bold, or consistently shy, or

consistently aggressive."

To resolve the debate she collected 32 common Sydney, or gloomy, octopuses from

Chowder Bay, near Mosman, and showed them a series of three-minute videos

screened on a monitor in front of their tank.

One video featured a crab, an octopus delicacy.

A second starred another octopus, while a third had a "novel object" they would

not have seen: a plastic bottle swinging on a string.

Miss Pronk then watched each octopus for any consistent response pattern, such

as boldness or aggression.

When the crab movie was screened "they jetted straight over to the monitor and

tried to attack it", she said, adding that was strong evidence they knew they

were watching food.

When the octopus movie was screened some became aggressive while others changed

their skin camouflage or "would go and hide in a corner, moving as far away as

possible".

On viewing the swinging bottle, some puffed themselves up, just in case the

object was a threat, while others paid no attention.

But significantly, when the experiment was repeated over several days, she

found no consistent response from any octopus. Such random responses implied

octopuses have no individual personalities.

She suspected previous efforts to show movies to octopuses failed because their

sophisticated eyes were too fast for the 24-frame per second format of

standard-definition video.

"They would have seen it as a series of still pictures," said Miss Pronk, who

had success using high-definition, operating at 50 frames per second.

She confessed that her work made it difficult to dine on octopus. "I know how

smart they are. They are beautiful animals."

Source: The Sun-Herald

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Octopusses announce Reseacher has no Personality

Oceanianica News (Deep under Chowder Bay): In an important press release today

the octopuses involved in the Cowderbay Excursion report on their scientific

excursion into the ape territory to assess the intelligence and personality of

the horrific to look at four creatures with four limbs that only move on two of

them that call themselves humans. The 32 members of the scientific team were

specially trained in observational techniques that emphasized uniform behaviors

so as to minimize the impact of their presence on the lower life forms being

studied.

A four limbed creature who self identifies as "Miss Pronk" was extensively

interviewed and examined. She attempted to use primitive externalized colored

skin image projectors to get the 32 excursion members to react. Her primitive

attempts at communication failed with what she called "PAL". Then the subject

attempted to communicate using something she called "HDTV" by showing images of

food. At the sight of a captive octopus the excursion members elected for a

quick withdrawal back to the forward base camp in Chowder Bay (human's name for

it). The members of the excursion ensured at all times to not reveal any

individuality by using the uniform motion training instilled in all octopus

from birth.

An assessment from the team after their safe return to Aquatica City was that

the human subject lacked any personality during any of the tests. She failed to

move on her two upper limbs and also failed to use her lower limbs except for

moving about. In addition she had enclosed herself inside an flexible and rigid

outer shell and refused all attempts to leave her shell so that we could

examine her personality up close.

Naturally the humans require additional study. Under no circumstances should

attempts be made to communicate with them until the safe return of the captive

octopus hostages can be executed.

In addition it was discovered that while some humans have an additional

appendage that is usually kept in the shell the human self identified as Miss

Pronk failed to accept any of the advances by the others to have her interact

with this appendage. For this reason we conclude that Miss Pronk has no

personality.