A few of my favourite protocol jokes, part 1. If you get all of them, you're officially old. And awesome.
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I have a joke about TCP.
Oh yeah, what is it?
Want to hear it?
Yes.
Okay I'll tell it.
I'll hear it.
I've now begun telling it.
I've begun listening.
Three UDP packets walk into a bar.
First: I'll have a whisky
Third: Vodka for me.
Second: Just water.
Bartender: What you lads having?
If you don't get that last UDP joke, nobody cares.
My best joke is about token ring, but I can't tell you that one as it's not my turn.
1 month ago · 👍 ruby_witch, tm85, schrockwell, totroptof, lykso, ew0k