The Sprayer

by she12

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| Nightfall City                                    |
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|          *         | |      ((             *      |
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|      +     ___    |  |   *        |.   |' .---"|  |
|    _    .-'   '-. |  |     .--'|  ||   | _|    |  |
| .-'|  _.|  |    ||   '-__  |   |  |    ||      |  |
| |' | |.    |    ||       | |   |  |    ||      |  |
|_|  '-'     '    ""       '-'   '-.'    '`      |__|
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| A dark alley            |                         |
|__________        _______|__________        ______ |
|-'-'-'   |        |      |-'-'     |        |      |
|'-'    -'| .-=-   | ___  | -'    -'| .-=-   | ___  |
|         || /|\   | |_|  |-'-      || /|\   | |_|  |
|      '-'||       | ___  |      '-'||       | ___  |
|-'  -'-'-||       | |_|  |-'  -'-'-|| *squeeak*_|  |
|   *pffft*|       | ___  |     *pffft*    __| ___  |
|go4sh\0  ||       | |_|  |go4she1\0||    |[]| |_|  |
|    ' |\ ||       |      |    '   |\|    |[]|      |
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|__|__|__|                |      **  *              |
|_|__|__|   (BUSTED!?!)  _|    .--\./--------.      |
|__|__|__|_      o   ___|_|    | Mi*night P_b|      |
| |__|            o |__|__|    '--/.`*----.------.  |
|                   >>  |_|      * |<<    ! |  | |  |
|(|()/_ < | L7|>   (O)  __| (HEY?!>|(~)   | '--' |  |
|-'   ' -`']`-'`- _/|\ _|_|   ____ | /\--.| .--.o|  |
|__           c{=]  A '|__|  /=- A | ' A  | |  | |  |
|_*casual drop*____/_|__|_|_/===/ \|___\\_!______|__|
|                  ` `    |/-= /   \                |
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|__|__|__|__|__|     |__|_|      *  *               |
|_|__|__|__|_             |    .--\-/--------.      |
|__|__|__|__|   (hi there)|    | Mi_night Pub|      |
|_|__|             v      |    '--|.\-----.------.  |
|                   ..    |       *|* ,,  ! |  | |  |
|(|()/_ < | L7|>   (-)  __|(nice art> > ) | '--' |  |
|-'   ' -`']`-'`-  /|\ _|_|   ____ |  /|-.| .--.o|  |
|.--.__._         ' A '|__|  /=- A | ' A  | |  | |  |
| ____ .-=o__c{=]__/_|__|_|_/===/ \|___\\_!______|__|
|"    "   *sniff*  ` `    |/-= /   \                |
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|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_|       **                |
|_|__|__|__|              |    .---|---------.      |
| _|__|__|   (um, thx...) |    | Mi*night P_b|      |
| |__|             v      |    '--/.`*----.------.  |
|                  0.     |      * |  ..  ! |  | |  |
|(|()/_ < | L7|>   (-)  __|(come in?> (u) | '--' |  |
|-'   ' -`']`-'`-  /|\ _|_|   ____ | \/|-.| .--.o|  |
|      .--.__._   ' A '|__|  /=- A |   A  | |  | |  |
|--==={ ____ .-=o__/_|__|_|_/===/ \|___\\_!______|__|
|      "    "      ` `    |/-= /   \                |
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|.-.~                     !                     ~.-.|
|)                       \|/                       (|
|'                      ~-+-~                      '|
| *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~==#==~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* |
| ),_, . . ._. ._, ._. ,., ,_, ._, ._, ,_, ._. . .( |
|<  |  |\| '|' >-  |_/ |'|  |  '-. '-.  |  | | |\| >|
| )'-' ' '  '  '-' ' ` ' ' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' ' '( |
| *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* |
|.                       /|\                       .|
|)__.                     .                     .__(|
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|UUUUUUUU|                |                         |
|--------|(cute chonker!) |(it's all fur! cocktail?)|
|[}[}[}[}|   v            |   v ..                  |
|--------|   ..           |    (u)            *purr*|
|YYYYYYYY|  (-)           |  ._/|\_         .--.^-^,|
|___________/\____________|_____A__________(___)=Y=_|
|          /              |                         |
| ===    ===\   ===    ===|    ===    ===    ===    |
| [_]    [_]/   [_]    [_]|    [_]    [_]    [_]    |
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|UUUUUUUU|                |                         |
|--------|(Vodka McGovern)|(ah, a man of culture...)|
|[}[}[}[}|   v   )        |   v ,,  .               |
|--------|   .. (         |    ( )_/H               |
|YYYYYYYY|  (-)-*         |    /|           .--.^-^,|
|___________/\//__________|_____A__________(___)=Y=_|
|          /              |                         |
| ===    ===\   ===    ===|    ===    ===    ===    |
| [_]    [_]/   [_]    [_]|    [_]    [_]    [_]    |
| | |    | |`   | |    | ||    | |    | |    | |    |
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|UUUUUUUU|                |         *---------*     |
|--------|                |         | /\_ [][ |     |
|[}[}[}[}|      (         |         |   V ( ) |     |
|--------| ..   )         |         *---------*     |
|YYYYYYYY|  (-)_*         |        _____________    |
|___________/\/___________|)===( )|_[ .-----. ]_|   |
|          /              |\\   \\ _||  (^(  |_[|   |
| ===    ===\   ===    ===| \\___\\==./^@@@^ |]_|   |
| [_]    [_]/   [_]    [_]|  [___ ]_ ]=======|_[|   |
| | |    | |`   | |    | ||  ||  || ||              |
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|UUUUUUUU|                |                         |
|--------|(a real Miro?)  |(m15o! that's my work)   |
|[}[}[}[}|   v  ((        |   v ,,                  |
|--------|   .'  )        |    ( )           *lick* |
|YYYYYYY |  (-)-*         |     |\\         .--.^-^,|
|___________/\/_==________|_____A__Y_______(___)=U/_|
|          /              |                      "  |
| ===    ===\   ===    ===|    ===    ===    ===    |
| [_]    [_]/   [_]    [_]|    [_]    [_]    [_]    |
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|UUUUUUUU|                |                         |
|--------|(ohh! impressiv)|(thx. there you go...)   |
|[}[}[}[}|   v   )        |   v..                   |
|--------|  ''  (         |    (u)                  |
|YYYYYYY |  (`)  )        |  ._/|\          .--.^-^,|
|___________/\/`==________|Y=-__A/_________(___)=Y=_|
|          /              |                         |
| ===    ===\   ===    ===|    ===    ===    ===    |
| [_]    [_]/   [_]    [_]|    [_]    [_]    [_]    |
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|UUUUUUUU|                |                         |
|--------|(perfection!)   |(so, you're a sprayer?)  |
|[}[}[}[}|   v            |   v..                   |
|--------|   ..           |    (u)            *purr*|
|YYYYYYY |  (u)           |    /|\          .--.^-^,|
|___________/\_Y==________|____\A/_________(___)=Y=_|
|          /              |                         |
| ===    ===\   ===    ===|    ===    ===    ===    |
| [_]    [_]/   [_]    [_]|    [_]    [_]    [_]    |
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|UUUUUUUU|                |                         |
|--------|(occasionally..)|(i could use a new sign!)|
|[}[}[}[}|   v            |   v  .'                 |
|--------|   ..           |    /(~)                 |
|YYYYYYY |  (-) *swirl*   |    V|\          .--.^-^,|
|___________/\rY==________|_____A/_________(___)=Y=_|
|          /              |                         |
| ===    ===\   ===    ===|    ===    ===    ===    |
| [_]    [_]/   [_]    [_]|    [_]    [_]    [_]    |
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|UUUUUUUU|                |           *flicker*     |
|--------|(i'v noticed.)  |                   *ZAP!*|
|[}[}[}[}|   v            |     oo                  |
|--------|   .'           |    (\)              ^_^ |
|YYYYYYY |  (-)Y          |    /|\          ^MM^ oo,|
|___________/\/_==________|____\A/_________(___)_=y=|
|          /              |                         |
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| [_]    [_]/   [_]    [_]|    [_]    [_]    [_]    |
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| Meanwhile...       `)                             |
|                 .-((-)---------.    (closed!?!)   |
|                 | {^}'         |     o            |
| .-------.       '---.------.---'    o             |
| |___|___|           | |((| !      _-              |
| |   |   |           | '--' |     <o0>      _. ._  |
| '======='      ____ |o.--. |     (=Y=)   [( ___ )]|
|               /=- A | |  | |    _X/\_     | | | | |
|______________/===/ \|______!_____/\_______| | | |_|
|             /-= /   \            ` `       `---'  |
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| Back in the Pub         |                         |
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|         (F*! a raid!?!?)|(blown fuse, probably...)|
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|      (oh, uhm, toilet?) |(by the- 12 steps left.) |
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|.-.~                     !                     ~.-.|
|)                       \|/                       (|
|'                      ~-+-~                      '|
| *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~==#==~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* |
| ),_, . . ._. ._, ._. ._. ,_, ._, ._, ,_, ._. . .( |
|<  |  |\| '|' >-  |_/ |_'  |  '-. '-.  |  | | |\| >|
| )'-' ' '  '  '-' ' ` '   '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' ' '( |
| *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* |
|.                       /|\                       .|
|)__.                     .                     .__(|
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|UUUUUUUU|                |                         |
|--------|(light's back on|(out here it's not!)     |
|[}[}[}[}|   v            |  v                      |
|--------|  ..            | .------.       _    .---|
|YYYYYYY | (-).           | !vv b  |   ./` bb   |___|
|__________/|\_Y==________| |~)/   |   .====.   |   |
|          '/             | |\     |  //LLLL\\  '===|
| ===    ===\\  ===    ===| | A    |  ||XXXX||      |
| [_]    [_]//  [_]    [_]|_!|_\___|__||XXXX||______|
| | |    | |``  | |    | ||  `  `     |[----]|      |
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|UUUUUUUU|                |                         |
|--------|(had it coming.)|(guess so. can u fix it?)|
|[}[}[}[}|   v            |  v                      |
|--------|  ..            | .------.        d`  .---|
|YYYYYYY | (-).           | !..    |    p_p     |___|
|__________/|\_Y==________| |(-)   |   .====.   |   |
|          '/             | |<|>   |  //LLLL\\  '===|
| ===    ===\\  ===    ===| | A    |  ||XXXX||      |
| [_]    [_]//  [_]    [_]|_!|_\___|__||XXXX||______|
| | |    | |``  | |    | ||  `  `     |[----]|      |
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|UUUUUUUU|                |                         |
|--------|(need more cans)|(...and dry pants...)    |
|[}[}[}[}|   v            |  v                      |
|--------|                | .------.    __ ,p   .---|
|YYYYYYY |  ^..           | !*-    |   ddd      |___|
|_________/\(-)Y==________| |(U)   |   .====.   |   |
|           /             | |/|\   |  //LLLL\\  '===|
| ===    ===\\  ===    ===| |'A '  |  ||XXXX||      |
| [_]    [_]/ \ [_]    [_]|_!/_\___|__||XXXX||______|
| | |    | |`  `| |    | ||  `  `     |[----]|      |
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|.-.~                     !                     ~.-.|
|)                       \|/                       (|
|'                      ~-+-~                      '|
| *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~==#==~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* |
| ),_, . . ._. ._, ._. ,., ,_, ._, ._, ,_, ._. . .( |
|<  |  |\| '|' >-  |_/ |'|  |  '-. '-.  |  | | |\| >|
| )'-' ' '  '  '-' ' ` ' ' '-' '-' '-' '-' '-' ' '( |
| *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* |
|.                       /|\                       .|
|)__.                     .                     .__(|
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|                /__   `. __ __ / / \( ) *pfffffffff|
|                   \ '_// // _] .`. /\             |
|                    \_\ \ - /_____/A  '            |
| .-------.            .------.   .|_\       *sniff*|
| |___|___|            | |((| !    \__\       o   . |
| |   |   |            | '--' |     \__\     _\}.(  |
| '======='      ____  |o.--. |      \__\  [(_""_ )]|
|               /=- A  | |  | | ....  \__\  | | | | |
|______________/===/ \_|______!_[][]___\__\_| | | |_|
|             /-= /   \          [=}o   '  ' `---'  |
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|fffffft*                 |fffffffffffffffffffffffff|
|                         |(10-66, possibly 594!)   |
|(huh?) (man!these donuts)|   V       (dammit!)     |
|   o        v            |            v            |
|    o <=>  <=>           |  <->      <=>           |
|     ."-)  (")o    ___[]_|  >')      (") c   ___[] |
|      /v\  /V\/___/_/__L_| __\       /V\/___/_/__L |
|      'A'  \A [_.---.NFPD|  .-\      \A [_.---.NFPD|
|______/_\__/_\__((*))----|__\__\_____/_\__((*))--- |
|     `   ``   `          |          `   `          |
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|                /__   `. __ __ / /                 |
|                   \ '_// // _] .`.                |
| (hm, where is he?) \_\ \ - /_____/   (not in here)|
| .-------. v          .------.   .__.      v       |
| |___|___<=>          | |((| !    \__\    <=>      |
| |   |   ("~)         | '--' |     \__\   ('.) ._  |
| '======='Vv\   ____  |o.--. |      \__\ /V( ___ )]|
|           A ' /=- A  | |  | | ....  \__\'A| | | | |
|__________/_\_/===/ \_|______!_[][]___\__/_| | | |_|
|         `   /-= /   \          [=}o   '` ' `---'  |
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|                /__   `. __ __ / /                 |
|                   \ '_// // _] .`.                |
| (look at this mess)\_\ \ - /_____/    (hideous!)  |
| .-------. v          .------.   .__.     v        |
| |___|___|<->,        | |((| !    \__\   <->       |
| |   |    ( )         | '--' |     \__\  ( )_. ._  |
| '======='/v\   ____  |o.--. |      \__\ /V\ ___ )]|
|         ' A ' /=- A  | |  | | ....  \__\'A' | | | |
|__________/_\_/===/ \_|______!_[][]___\__/_| | | |_|
|         `   /-= /   \          [=}o   '` ' `---'  |
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|                  ___                ___           |
|   ___ .--.      /  /               _\  | ___.-----|
|  [_  v   |(_)   | |___ __ (_) .---/ / / /_.-,  r--|
| .-/  v|  |--..--| |_  V  |_  |) )7 /| '--._/  /-. |
|/____/ |  | r'  C  |/  <] \_) \`==> \\ `.>  \_____\|
|       |__|-'\_.-`._|`./\___\_/_.-.__[__/`--'      |
|                 _____          __                 |
|                /__   `. __ __ / /                 |
|(owners problem)   \ '_// // _] .`.   (let's roll!)|
|          v         \_\ \ - /_____/            v   |
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|                                      .----------. |
|(WTF!) (who? who does that!?)         |No Parking| |
|   v        v                         | <-    -> | |
|. <=> .   <=>                         '----------' |
| \("o/    (o0                  ___[]___            |
|   v      /V\              ___/_/__L__d\\______    |
|   A     ' A '            [_.---.go4she12!---.<]   |
|__/_|_____|_|_______________((*))--------((*))'____|
|  `  `    `  `                                     |
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