I've spent the last eight months living completely surrounded by small dogs. My feelings on the matter have a decided lack of nuance.
Every neighbor around us has a small dog of some denomination. And they all bark exceptionally aggressively. Every time we walk by. Or anyone walks by. Or they imagine someone walks by.
Is there anyone in Berkeley that doesn't have a small dog?
I was once walking out our gate and the neighbors dog ran up to me barking and growling. No problem, this dog is tiny; I give it the benefit of the doubt. So this little cunt bites me! Doesn't even break the skin it's such a bitch.
The next time that little satanic sperm ran up to me I started shooing it away with my foot until its owner came over and dragged it away. I swear to God the next time it bites me I will fucking punt it across the street like a football.
Who thinks these things are cute? They're awful, humanity should be ashamed that we created them. I'm of the opinion we need to have a small dog "solution." Stop breeding these things. Stop buying them. Let them die and never be replaced.
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Last updated Mon Mar 21 2022 in Berkeley, CA
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